Do you ever get bored and find yourself watching about 4 hours of COPS on Spike TV? I was fortunate enough to have this experience last night. Some of the stuff the perps say is beyond hilarious.
Cop stops perp for traffic violation. Perp seems nervous, so cop detains and questions him. Upon searching his person, cop finds a large wad of cash in his pocket.
Cop: Not many people walk around with $500 cash in their pocket. Where did you get it?
Perp: I work!
Cop: You have a job?
Perp: Yeah, I have a job!
Cop: Where do you work?
Perp: I sell weed!
You can’t make this stuff up!